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Wind. There's nothing else like it.

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Pulling you across the water like you're
flying.

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It's totally, well, extreme.

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That's me, Megan Larson.

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You're a fairly average teenage girl.

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And that's Cutter. There's nothing even
remotely obvious about him.

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That was sick, Megan. You gladly rolled.

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Thanks, Cutter. You my girlfriend?

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Um, okay.

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Mom, Dad.

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Dad and I have decided to get back
together, Megan.

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And I'm never going to act like a little
freak again.

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Cool.

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Megan, as the most popular girl in
school, I, Heather Hartman, hereby

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you into the popular group.

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You rock.

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Dear Diary.

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If only life were like my dream.

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Die, alien, die!

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I'm just saying, you can't be a man in

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black, Trev. Why not?

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Because you're only one person.

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I want to be a man in black.

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Fine,

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whatever. I want to be a mailman. Why
not mailmen?

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Dad, we don't see much anymore.

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He's always busy, it seems like.

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Sometimes I can barely even remember a
time when we were all together.

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But then I always do.

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Okay, grab your stuff.

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Rocky, come on.

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Trevor? Okay, we're off.

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Fun in the sun.

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Uh, let me get this.

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Just a second.

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Hello, Fred Larson?

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Yeah, no, no, no. Come on, let's go.

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No, that's what I know. If you can just
get rid of them, I... Whoa!

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Keep it back a minute!

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That's fun!

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I've got it in the car.

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Just bear with me one second while I
just... With me just one second here.

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I've got a book here.

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If you have any problems, just give me a
call.

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No, I... Anytime.

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Okay, then.

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Great talking to you.

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Take care.

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Okay, then. Bye.

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Well, diary, if you're wondering why my
folks split up, there you have it, I

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guess.

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And then there's Mom.

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Probably the only person on the planet
who loves windsurfing as much as I do.

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She's definitely not your typical mom.

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Crackers? Cool, I love crackers.

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So do I, but not for breakfast.

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Is that it?

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Don't be silly, Megan. What kind of
mother gives her kids just crackers?

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Without soup.

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Mom, you can't have soup for breakfast.

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Why not, Megan? Soup is good food.

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Rokey likes soup for breakfast, don't
you?

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Rokey's a dog. He drinks from the
toilet.

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Okay, let's see what else I can make
you, Meg.

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I can make a wonderful tuna sandwich.

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Okay, I don't want you to get the wrong
idea.

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Mom's not usually this bizarre.

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It's just ever since Dad left, she's
been a little distracted.

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And I mean, if you think about it, our
life is really cool in lots of ways.

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Maybe

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Mom's

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lonely. But then she's had a couple of
dates.

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You are so enthusiastic.

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That's nothing.

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The last guy my mom dated is still in
the body cast.

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Body cast?

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They say I make a full recovery.

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But I have my doubt.

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Okay, I'm not in the Popsicle's diary. I
should tell you that right now.

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I mean, well, I was in it for a week
last year.

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They thought I was related to Jewel or
something.

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Well, actually, I kind of told them that
I was, but when Heather Hartman found

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out that I wasn't, it was bad.

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You're not Jewel's cousin, Megan.

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Well...

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I have a cousin who sort of looks like
Jewel, and she thinks pretty well.

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You can't sit at our table anymore.

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I'm telling you, retractable claws would
be totally cool.

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That would be lame, I think.

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What about x -ray vision?

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Shape -shifting.

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That'd be fresh.

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The truth is, though, Diary, I really
only want to be in the popular group for

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one reason.

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Cutter Coburn is the most extreme kid in
high school.

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Last year, he skated down an entire
mountain.

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Well, he fell mostly, but it was still
totally wrecked.

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So does anyone know the answer?

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Cutter?

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Mr.

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Singh? Do you know the answer?

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Mr. Singh, I don't even know what the
question is, sir.

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For a long time, I don't think Cutter
even knew I existed.

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But then he started windsurfing and
coming to Mom's store.

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Man, you should have seen the air I was
getting yesterday. It was nuking like

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big time. I was hitting ramp after ramp,
dude.

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Uh,

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hey.

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Oh, hey.

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I remember you from school.

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What's your name again?

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Corrigan? Vegan?

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Fagin? Megan.

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Megan.

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Hey, do you think I could have some of
those chips? Yeah, go ahead.

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Oh, man, these rule. What are they?

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Barbecue. I mean, sour cream. Sour cream
and onions.

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Wind surfing's cool, like, you know,
because there's wind, right?

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And then also you're surfing.

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So you're like wind surfing.

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I never thought of it that way.

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Well, thanks for the chips, Megan.

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I'll see you on the water.

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I like your hair.

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Oh, thanks. Please.

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I know.

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But that's all ancient history now,
Derry.

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Because everything's changed.

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What do you mean you met a guy?

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His name is Cosmo.

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Cosmo Koa. He sounds like an alien from
space. Is he, Mom?

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Well, not that I've noticed, Trev.

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Wait a minute. Where did you meet this
guy, Mom?

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Oh, it's very silly.

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I was windsurfing.

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It

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was

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ridiculous, but it was really great,
too.

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Meg, he wanted to rescue me from the
waves.

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Mom? You weren't drowning.

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Sure. But that's not the point. He was
willing to.

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I have a very bad feeling.

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We started talking, and we just clicked.

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Are you all right?

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I saw you being blown about by the wind.

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I'm windsurfing.

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I'm Carl.

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Nice to meet you.

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We talked for hours, I guess. I mean, he
has this childlike quality that I

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find so refreshing.

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Sandy?

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I'm sure.

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Okay, where is this Cosmo Cola from?

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Canada. The Yukon of all places.

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Mom, no one lives in Yukon.

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It's like deserted. It's a missile range
or something.

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Well, he and his daughter live there.

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His daughter?

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Ariel. She's 14 too, Meg. Isn't that
great?

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Possibly. Meg!

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Now look like a geek.

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Okay, bye.

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I'll be home soon.

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Why won't you let anyone listen to your
music?

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Cut.

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Well, at least you have good reason.

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So tonight's a big night, huh?

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Everybody's finally going to meet.

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Aren't you excited?

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Don't I look excited?

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Come on, you. Help me clean up.

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I wouldn't be ambitious and cook a whole
chicken.

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Boston calls really like hot dogs.

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A gourmet, huh?

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Megan, be nice.

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I am always nice. New people aren't
always so bad, you know.

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I mean, sometimes change can be a good
thing if you welcome it.

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You're not going to call me grasshopper
now, are you?

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She's got such a sharp tongue.

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You should hear all the things I think
and don't say.

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Honey, I gotta say, it would mean a
whole lot to me if you would at least

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Cosmo makes me really happy, you know,
Meg?

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And maybe you'll like him, too, if you
give him a chance.

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You know what, Mom? You're right.

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I'll try. I really... I really will.

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Thanks, sweetie.

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And maybe I'll think that he and Aaron
will look great.

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If you like them, then they must be
great, right?

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Of course, you also like Lord of the
Dance, but we won't go there.

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That'll be them.

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You want to get the door, Meg?

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Sure.

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It's going to be great. It's going to be
great.

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It's going to be great.

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Please be great.

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Megan Larson!

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Megan Larson!

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Mom! You have no idea how happy I am to
finally meet you.

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Are you Cosmo?

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She'll be in a game show, Megan.

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I like Hollywood squares myself.

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Whoopie for the blocks!

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It was worse than I could have possibly
imagined, diary.

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Are you a good alien?

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Or a bad alien?

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Good, mostly.

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But... Sometimes bad.

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Like now.

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I love dogs.

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Tiny brains with such large, powerful
bodies.

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Cosmo. Kenny.

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I'm so happy to see you.

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Me too.

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I have got it. I mean, Rupert.

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These are for you.

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Thank you, Cosmo.

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Uh, where's Ariel?

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Uh, she's out in the car. She doesn't
like the wind.

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She doesn't like the wind?

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Actually, the wind can be very
frightening if you don't understand it.

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And if you're an alien, the wind can
just blow you away.

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Exactly, right.

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Of course, wind can also be a wonderful
way of meeting people.

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You want to go help her in, huh, Mick?

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Mom?

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Megan?

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Okay.

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What are you doing under there?

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I feel the wind.

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Oh.

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Dear diary, I cannot make sense of this
strange planet called Earth.

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Every time I look at this horrid
vehicle, the rubbery flesh, the flat

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ghastly yellow hair that grows out of
this hideous scalp, I can only think, I

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grotesque.

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The same dream comes to me most every
night. I am back on my home planet of

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Zircalon. I am once again a beautiful
pink ball of gas, floating next to my

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beloved vanilla.

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fine, handsome, intelligent Fanuel.

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Oh, I miss floating with you.

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Oh, I miss my true self, my essence, how
I long to be Suiza of Zerkalon once

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again.

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And mother and father are there as well,
floating by my side.

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Oh, the joy, the rapture, the bliss.

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I knew that we were going to have to
leave Zerkalon Diary.

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I knew that Daddy's life was in danger
because he was a freedom fighter.

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I knew as well that Zavod was a
repressive emperor and that we were not

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completely free on Zerkalon.

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Still, I never expected to have to leave
so suddenly, Diary.

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It all happened so incredibly fast.

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And in that one brief moment, my mother
was lost forever.

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Now just a part of the great cosmic gas.

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Strangely, Diary, with all its horrors
and bizarre customs, Earth seems to

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possess a wonderful abundance of the one
substance these earth colonians need to

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survive.

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The element known as CO2.

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At least I still have gas.

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Monstrosity?

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00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,440
I became desperate, Diary.

259
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:18,339
Desperate for any help in navigating
this strange and frightening place.

260
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:22,619
That is when I turned to our neighbor,
the spiritual guide, Serena Sue.

261
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,120
Off, Gandhi.

262
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,520
Away, Picasso.

263
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,340
Ariel, I know what troubles you.

264
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600
You do?

265
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:39,740
In the months since you and your
charming father have moved in, I've

266
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,940
that you are different.

267
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880
Yes.

268
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,140
You don't feel that you belong here.

269
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,060
No. And in this, you are correct.

270
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:54,690
You have lived many, many times before,
Ariel. Most recently, you were a cowhand

271
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,510
on a large ranch in Montana.

272
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:02,250
You were crushed by a cow. You have not
yet psychically recovered from this.

273
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:06,750
Do you feel the truth of what I am
telling you? Don't speak.

274
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,050
I am a psychic.

275
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,470
I already know what you are thinking.

276
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:18,170
I can see very clearly exact...

277
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,740
I tried to tell Serena Sue about the
flying insect diary, but of course she

278
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,740
could not read my mind.

279
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:30,680
She's a ridiculous and pathetic person,
but she at least possesses a somewhat

280
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,680
gaseous manner.

281
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,700
But what does any of it matter now,
diary?

282
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:40,480
Now the dreariness and dread have so
utterly engulfed my life.

283
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,380
What do you think?

284
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,320
I hate it here, Daddy.

285
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:53,090
Everything here is so ugly and solid and
heavy.

286
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:57,670
I know it's hard, Ariel.

287
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,810
I miss our home, too.

288
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:05,550
There is truly nothing like a great day
of floating.

289
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,470
Expanding in the heat.

290
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,990
Contracting when it cools off.

291
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,330
Well, why can't we just go back then?

292
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,750
We'd be near Mommy.

293
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,350
Mommy has, uh...

294
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,860
Tinned out a little, Ariel.

295
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,060
Besides, I'd be in prison forever in a
frozen cube.

296
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,240
We came here to escape, to be free.

297
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
Free to be hideous.

298
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,400
Life on Earth is full of wondrous
possibilities, Ariel.

299
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,340
One can do or be whatever one wants
here.

300
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880
Look.

301
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,040
This is a dummy.

302
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,180
An artificial human that one can speak
through.

303
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,380
How can one not love a world in which
such a thing exists?

304
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,900
You're completely imbalanced, Daddy.

305
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,980
And these names you have given us.

306
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,980
Ariel and Cosmo Cola.

307
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,620
Ridiculous. Pathetic.

308
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,640
And these earthlings. Can you pay money
for these worthless solids we brought

309
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,339
with us?

310
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,660
They're quite valuable here.

311
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,910
Fanul so terribly, Daddy.

312
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,790
Please may I communicate with him?

313
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,670
If he would not betray me, I know that
he would not.

314
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,230
Fanul is the son of the Emperor Svad.

315
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,450
You are my daughter.

316
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:34,910
It is not possible.

317
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,330
But, Daddy... I'm sorry, Ariel.

318
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,010
Life on Earth is fun, Ariel.

319
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,730
I only hope someday you'll feel the
same.

320
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:05,990
What could be less fun than this?

321
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:10,590
I want my boyfriend back, Daddy. I want
to see Vinul, and I want to go home.

322
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,770
The wind. The wind!

323
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:21,350
It can't hurt us, Ariel. It's... I'm
coming apart.

324
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:23,610
I'm really coming apart.

325
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320
We fear the wind.

326
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:44,200
Oh, Fanul, Fanul, why must you be the
son of the emperor and I the freedom

327
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
fighter's daughter?

328
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,740
We're just like the tragic story of
Glaba and Grogna, the two star -crossed

329
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:51,740
bubbles.

330
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,920
But we will meet again, Fanul, for I
will come home to you.

331
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:05,130
Until I do, I must try to hold on to the
beauty and majesty of my Zircolonian

332
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:06,130
heritage.

333
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:08,510
Perhaps that will keep me going.

334
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,870
Zircolon, Zircolon, bubbles dance across
the moon.

335
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:20,330
Zircolon, Zircolon, make us free, will
you soon?

336
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,090
The wind was blowing her about, Ariel.

337
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:31,670
I haven't just saved her.

338
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,650
So, I jumped in.

339
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:36,470
But when I reached her, she wasn't
frightened at all.

340
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,070
I saw you being blown about by the wind.

341
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,010
I'm windsurfing.

342
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,090
She's the most remarkable creature.

343
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,830
Kathy Larson?

344
00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:49,650
The most... Revenant intelligent!

345
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,670
Wonderful human on the planet, Ariel.

346
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,030
But it's unthinkable.

347
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,070
Mommy!

348
00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:08,370
My mother was an extraordinary bubble,
Ariel.

349
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,090
And I will never forget her.

350
00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:15,750
We had many wonderful memories together,
and I will always cherish those

351
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,750
memories.

352
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,190
Just as I will always cherish seeing
your mother in you.

353
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,490
But we live here now.

354
00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:28,750
And I think we need to make a life here.

355
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,990
We're humans now, Ariel. We need to live
with other humans.

356
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,060
I don't think Mommy would want us to be
alone and unhappy.

357
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,060
Do you?

358
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,600
We visit Kathy and her children at their
home.

359
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,960
You're going to have a wonderful time, I
guarantee it.

360
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:13,840
But I didn't have a wonderful time,
Diary.

361
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,360
In fact, the evening was a hideous
torture right from the very start.

362
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,260
I fear the wind.

363
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,760
Okay.

364
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,140
Well, it's pretty much stopped, so,
like, you want to come out?

365
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,620
No, no, no!

366
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,619
Oh no!

367
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,620
Oh no!

368
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:45,120
Do not threaten me, monster!

369
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,640
He's just barking.

370
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Silence, beast!

371
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,480
Your voice is loud and vulgar.

372
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:55,780
You're an alien too, aren't you?

373
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,720
I need water.

374
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:08,770
Is she all right, Cos?

375
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,230
She's just nervous.

376
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,250
Can you go and check on her, Meg?

377
00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:16,550
Sure. Why not?

378
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:23,830
Ariel?

379
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:25,050
Are you okay?

380
00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:34,910
You're all wet.

381
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,840
I fell in the sink.

382
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,440
In the sink?

383
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,980
Do you want to dry off?

384
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,540
Your room is hideously cluttered.

385
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920
Thank you.

386
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:01,820
You can wear these.

387
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,560
They're far too large.

388
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,640
You can wear hers if you think they
would fit you better.

389
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,160
I wonder those.

390
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,200
Did you just drink that whole bottle?

391
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,140
No.

392
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280
Yes, you did.

393
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,960
Why is your voice like that? Are you
trying to be funny or something?

394
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,340
Yes, I'm trying to be funny.

395
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:44,180
I am funny.

396
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,400
You're freaking me out.

397
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,100
Here, use it. Stop the wind! Stop the
wind!

398
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,100
You are incredibly neurotic about your
hair, you know that?

399
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:55,480
Everything okay back here?

400
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,660
Everything is very okay, Kathy Larson.
Thank you.

401
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200
Right?

402
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,360
Dinner's ready.

403
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,080
She seems nice, doesn't she? I'll take
the fifth.

404
00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:31,030
I love food.

405
00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:35,110
Don't you like hot dogs, Ariel?

406
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:37,450
I do not like food.

407
00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,430
Nothing?

408
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,050
Grilled cheese?

409
00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:42,270
PB andJ?

410
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,730
Pasta?

411
00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:47,690
Food is messy.

412
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:49,490
Yeah, Mom.

413
00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:50,930
Ariel's on that new root beer diet.

414
00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:55,630
At that moment, Diary, I knew that the
creature called Megan Larson was to be

415
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,650
feared and despised.

416
00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:58,830
At least I was prepared for her now.

417
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,420
What happened next to her was a shocking
and ghastly surprise.

418
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:08,620
Kids, Kathy and I have something we'd
like to tell you. Megan, Trev, Ariel,

419
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:12,960
Cosmo and I know we both come from very
different worlds.

420
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,220
And that we haven't known each other for
very long.

421
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:22,420
And we also understand that, well, this
dinner hasn't gone exactly as smoothly

422
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,220
as we would have all liked.

423
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,780
But when two beings, uh, people...

424
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,280
feel about each other the way we do.

425
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:35,160
Well, we just have to follow our hearts.
And even though this might seem really

426
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,440
sudden... Congratulations, kids! We're
engaged!

427
00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,860
Do you want to say anything, Megan?

428
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,420
I was speechless when Mom asked me that.

429
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,980
The diary?

430
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,220
I definitely wasn't speechless later.

431
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,720
Mother, he's the freak! of all time.

432
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,960
Oh, Megan.

433
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,979
He is.

434
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:02,660
He's loud and bizarre and he dresses
weird.

435
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,120
It's like he's some insane clown or
something.

436
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,080
I like him. I'm pretty sure he's an
alien.

437
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,320
I think he's a good one.

438
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,120
He can share my room if he wants.

439
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:14,560
He's not going to be your new playmate,
Trev. He's going to be your new father.

440
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:17,740
Stepfather, Megan. And Ariel will be
your stepsister.

441
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,320
Let's not even go there.

442
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:20,820
Ariel's nice.

443
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,180
She's what, Mother?

444
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,040
I fell in the sink.

445
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:25,960
Well, maybe she meant the bath.

446
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,600
Oh, and that thing with the hairdryer.
What was that?

447
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,560
I think she's pretty.

448
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,960
Yeah, well, you're seven, Trev. You
don't know anything.

449
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,220
Oh, and the affected way she talks.

450
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,640
Oh, whore. Oh, misery.

451
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,740
It's like she's in some bad play.

452
00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:43,740
I think you're being silly.

453
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,640
No, no, no. I think I'm being smart.

454
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:47,840
Mom, you're being silly.

455
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,240
Meg, I would never marry anyone that you
absolutely hated.

456
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,320
But I gotta tell you.

457
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,740
Kaz and I are very happy together.

458
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,460
I think this might be the real thing.

459
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,940
So I wish you'd at least give him a
chance and try to get along with Ariel,

460
00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:06,140
Mama, I tried.

461
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,680
She is scary.

462
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,520
Well, I hear she likes to sing.

463
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,920
Maybe you could make music together.

464
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,060
Fine. Forget that.

465
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,060
Ariel's in a new place, Megan.

466
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,980
She's a long way from home.

467
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:23,200
Millions of light years, probably.

468
00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,209
Trev. Uh -uh.

469
00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:32,850
She lost her mom a few years back. Did
you know that?

470
00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,030
She did?

471
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:36,930
So far from home.

472
00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:38,710
She hasn't had it easy.

473
00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:41,070
Give her a break, huh, Meg?

474
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,710
Great.

475
00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:48,590
She starts school with you tomorrow.

476
00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:02,690
Didn't you have bikes in Yukon? Of
course.

477
00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,270
I am simply out of practice.

478
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:36,010
Dear Dyer, can you spell mortifying? I
just knew what everybody was thinking.

479
00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:40,690
Who said Dweeb was Megan? Is that
Megan's friend? And if so, Megan must be

480
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,690
Dweeb, too.

481
00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:43,850
But then the weirdest thing happened.

482
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:45,950
Can't you make yourself turn invisible?

483
00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:47,650
Possibly. Should I try?

484
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:49,230
Too late.

485
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,610
Hey, guys. Hey, Megan. Who's your
friend?

486
00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:54,230
Um, this is Ariel.

487
00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:55,910
She's not really my friend.

488
00:31:57,990 --> 00:31:59,590
How do you guys know each other?

489
00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:01,450
Through our parents.

490
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,100
Ariel's from the Yukon. Oh, the Yukon.
Cool.

491
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,440
So, like Ariel, do you like skiing?

492
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,120
I like bubbles and I like gas and I'm
calm by water.

493
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,860
Cool. Can't argue with any of those.

494
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,880
I don't get this.

495
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,820
Hello. It's because she's gorgeous.

496
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560
She is not.

497
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,800
Just because you don't want her to be
doesn't mean she isn't Megan.

498
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,730
I'd hate to have her first step, sister.

499
00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,650
She must feel so inferior.

500
00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:35,850
Inferior? To her?

501
00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:38,290
She's a total psycho.

502
00:32:38,950 --> 00:32:40,350
She can't even ride a bike.

503
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:41,990
With training wheels.

504
00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:45,230
Maybe she doesn't want to. Maybe she's
being subversive.

505
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,690
Mikey, she fell on her face.

506
00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,290
How is that being subversive?

507
00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:51,070
The way she dresses.

508
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,430
It's so original, so fresh.

509
00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:54,810
That is not original.

510
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:56,530
My Aunt Ida's been dressing like that
for years.

511
00:32:57,670 --> 00:32:58,790
And I'll tell you one thing.

512
00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:00,450
Cutter won't think she's cool.

513
00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:02,150
Cutter thinks I'm cool.

514
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:06,250
Megan, as your friend, that's really
pathetic.

515
00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,450
I want to go talk to her.

516
00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:13,270
Why? I think she might be like a
visionary.

517
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,610
So, Ariel, how come you wear so many
layers?

518
00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:20,310
I'm trying to protect my essence.

519
00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,190
That's intense.

520
00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:24,370
I can't believe this.

521
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,820
And what is the volume of the swimming
pool?

522
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,940
Megan? Huh?

523
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,860
The volume of the pool.

524
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:43,200
Oh, um... Medium?

525
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,700
Can anyone else answer the question?

526
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,140
Ariel?

527
00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:55,380
I assume that you wish me to visualize
the trapezoid outside of the pool as a

528
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:56,380
base, Mr. Singh?

529
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,040
I assume also that the depth of the pool
is measured in meters and the fluid

530
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,440
volume is measured in kiloliters.

531
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,440
Well... Assuming that these things are
the case and the water temperature is no

532
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:10,920
higher than 32 degrees centigrade, then
the answer is 13 .34 kiloliters.

533
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,420
That is correct.

534
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,540
Ariel is a full -on goodwill hunting.

535
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,960
I hear her IQ is like 300.

536
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,280
I hear she dated Prince William.

537
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,330
Well, I hear she tutored Bill Gates.

538
00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:28,170
They don't understand, Michelle.

539
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,330
Ariel is not any of those things.

540
00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:34,290
She's like an alien from another planet.

541
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,070
Yeah, from the planet Rad.

542
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,230
No, from the planet Weird.

543
00:34:39,590 --> 00:34:41,110
She fears wind, Michelle.

544
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:46,810
Well, wind is scary, in a way. I cannot
believe you just said that.

545
00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:52,650
Unbelievable! Her first day, and she's
already sitting at the popular table.

546
00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:55,850
Megan! Megan!

547
00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,570
Heather Hartman's calling you.

548
00:34:59,190 --> 00:35:00,190
Go.

549
00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:02,170
Go!

550
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,530
I love the way you protect your essence,
Ariel.

551
00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:11,490
Definitely. And you totally tore the
cover off. How, like, mundane bike

552
00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:16,430
is. Ariel says you two are going to be
stepsisters, Megan. Well, that's not

553
00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:17,430
really a short thing, Heather.

554
00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:19,230
You are so lucky.

555
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:23,310
I just think that Ariel is such the
total package.

556
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:26,330
She's wise and deep and mature.

557
00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:29,590
Plus, she has incredibly strong hair.

558
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:33,570
Do you know what kind of conditioner she
uses, Megan?

559
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:37,070
As far as I know, she just falls in the
sink.

560
00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:38,550
Falls in the sink.

561
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,250
I should try that.

562
00:35:43,130 --> 00:35:45,230
You can sit at our table tomorrow, too,
Megan.

563
00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:47,650
If you want.

564
00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:49,570
Thanks, Your Majesty.

565
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:53,970
I wonder if there are any sinks around
here I could fall into.

566
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:57,570
You are such a revolutionary.

567
00:35:59,630 --> 00:36:00,990
This is nauseating.

568
00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:13,450
She's like totally channeling Alfred
Einstein.

569
00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,370
It's Albert.

570
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:16,990
Chill, Megan.

571
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,100
I miss you, my darling Snow.

572
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,660
Are you talking to that bubble, Ariel?

573
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:09,800
That bubble, as you so passionately call
it, is the love of my life.

574
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,520
What a poet she is.

575
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:19,020
She is not a poet. She's possessed.

576
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,920
Yeah, I know. Get to class.

577
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,140
becoming a nightmare of biblical
proportions, Diary.

578
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:40,960
By seventh period, Ariel could have set
her hair on fire and run around,

579
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,680
laughing her arms like a chicken, and
people would have thought it was cool.

580
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,160
Actually, that would have been kind of
cool, but you get the idea, Diary.

581
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,600
But the worst part was that the worst
part was yet to come.

582
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:56,480
Mom, I don't want to teach Ariel how to
win a service. It's something you guys

583
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,420
can share, Megan. I don't want to share
with her. Megan.

584
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Mom. Megan. Mom. Megan.

585
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,000
This could go on for hours, you know.

586
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,760
Can't you try a bit more, honey?

587
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,460
But, Mom, Cutter might be there.

588
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,440
And Ariel, she's terrified of the wind.

589
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,420
How's she going to learn how to
windsurf?

590
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,340
She just needs to get past that thing.

591
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:19,620
I don't think you're being very mature,
Meg.

592
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840
I'm not?

593
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,340
Mom, you're the Lenders' marrying
complete stranger.

594
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,120
Paz is not a stranger, Meg.

595
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,740
In fact, in some ways, I feel I know him
better than I've ever known any man.

596
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,020
Do you know the term soulmate, honey?

597
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,220
Mom, okay, I'll make you a deal.

598
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,620
I promise to take Ariel out of the water
if you promise never to use that word

599
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,620
again.

600
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,460
Deal.

601
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,740
I'm just going to, like, go out there,
and you can copy what I do afterward,

602
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,860
okay?

603
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,800
What?

604
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,080
I fear the wind.

605
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,400
Well, you're going to have to get past
that.

606
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,420
And then it happened.

607
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,440
From that moment on, Diary, it was war.

608
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:40,900
Dear Diary, just when I thought it
couldn't get any worse, I learned what

609
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,120
words high school mean.

610
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,870
Can't you make yourself turn invisible?

611
00:39:46,670 --> 00:39:47,670
Possibly. Should I try?

612
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,210
Too late.

613
00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:51,089
Hey, guys.

614
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:52,590
Hey, Megan. Who's your friend?

615
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,710
Um, this is Ariel.

616
00:39:55,010 --> 00:39:56,670
She's not really my friend.

617
00:39:58,010 --> 00:40:01,610
At feeding time, I was invited to sit at
a certain table which seems to possess

618
00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:02,950
great importance to the humans.

619
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:07,290
At this table, the conversation was
pathetically empty and meaningless.

620
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:10,470
Everyone thinks you're like a total
enigma, Ariel.

621
00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:13,730
But I know what you really are.

622
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,540
You do?

623
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,720
You're a major cosmetics representative.

624
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:19,380
Right?

625
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:22,220
Megan!

626
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,680
Megan! I love the way you protect your
essence, Ariel.

627
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:30,640
Definitely. And you totally tore the
cover off how, like, mundane bike riding

628
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,640
is.

629
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,320
Ariel says you two are going to be
stepsisters, Megan. Well, that's not

630
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:36,979
sure thing.

631
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:38,620
You are so lucky.

632
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,200
I bet Megan is so jealous of you.

633
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,560
Bet she wants to be just like you.

634
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,880
Why would anyone want that?

635
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,560
You're both quite vacuous.

636
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,280
Hideous. Monstrous.

637
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,420
Yukon rules!

638
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:11,100
You are such a revolutionary.

639
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,140
Well, you're going to have to get past
that.

640
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,640
When we got to the beach this afternoon,
Diary, I had had enough.

641
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:40,840
I was afraid for myself, yes, but I was
even more frightened for Megan Larson.

642
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,920
Would not the wind destroy her?

643
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:47,450
Watching her blown about on the water, I
felt myself begin to fall apart again.

644
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:07,810
I was just about to go rescue Megan
Larson when...

645
00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:26,510
Do you know if your clothes are wet?

646
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,550
I intended to rescue Megan Larson.

647
00:42:30,890 --> 00:42:32,070
Oh, no, she's fine.

648
00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:37,510
What is your interest in this disgusting
bag of skin, huh, Hippocutter?

649
00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:40,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ariel, that is way
harsh.

650
00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:44,210
I mean, I don't think it's disgusting.

651
00:42:44,990 --> 00:42:47,310
I think it's very undisgusting, in fact.

652
00:42:48,270 --> 00:42:50,330
That is because you inhabit a bag of
skin, too.

653
00:42:51,070 --> 00:42:54,350
Okay, I guess I do. Well, what's the
alternative?

654
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,920
I wish to be gas.

655
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040
Pure gas.

656
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,800
That's one weird ambition.

657
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:08,240
So, like, uh... You want to be my
girlfriend?

658
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,920
I find you vapid and shallow, Cutter.

659
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:14,800
All right. Hey, you know, maybe I am
those things. You know, shallow,

660
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:15,940
definitely.

661
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,300
Vapid.

662
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,460
Now, look, I don't know what that means,
but I'm sure if I did, I could be that,

663
00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:23,380
too, you know? But listen, all right?

664
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,660
Vapid. Shallow people have feelings,
too, okay?

665
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,140
Oh, check it out. It's a party. Hey,
Megan, how was your ride?

666
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,860
Fine. Come on, Ariel.

667
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:41,600
Ariel! And now, diary, as we say on
Circle On... Bye, Megan. The clag really

668
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,238
the drum.

669
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,240
See you, Ariel.

670
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:46,900
I just want you to know that I'm onto
you, Ariel.

671
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,200
Onto me?

672
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,540
You may think you're fooling everybody
else, but you are not fooling me.

673
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:54,540
I see exactly what you're doing.

674
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,980
I do not understand.

675
00:43:56,860 --> 00:44:00,580
Coming here with your root beer, Joan,
your effective way of talking, and your

676
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:03,060
whack song, and just, like, taking over.

677
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:06,040
You misapprehend me, Eva Megan Larson.

678
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:10,040
No. No, I think I apprehend you very
well, Ariacola.

679
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,600
You are, like, the total bad thief.

680
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,200
Why do you wish my destruction, Eva
Megan Larson? Why?

681
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,500
Because you have come in...

682
00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,790
And you've taken everything I want.

683
00:44:24,170 --> 00:44:25,630
Well, fine. Have it.

684
00:44:26,210 --> 00:44:27,510
But leave Cutter alone.

685
00:44:28,150 --> 00:44:30,110
I do not want Cutter.

686
00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:33,570
I do not want any of it. All I want is
to go home.

687
00:44:35,010 --> 00:44:36,010
What?

688
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:37,910
You just want to go home.

689
00:44:39,630 --> 00:44:40,630
You do?

690
00:44:41,770 --> 00:44:45,830
I would give anything to leave this
horrid place with its strange creatures

691
00:44:45,830 --> 00:44:49,590
its solid objects and its callous
disregard for the natural dignity of

692
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:52,970
You don't like us because we're not nice
to Bubbles.

693
00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,370
And we should only to go home.

694
00:44:56,810 --> 00:44:57,810
To be manure.

695
00:44:58,830 --> 00:44:59,830
To be gas.

696
00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:04,250
So, you don't want your dad to marry my
mom?

697
00:45:04,710 --> 00:45:05,710
Of course not.

698
00:45:06,030 --> 00:45:10,710
And so in that moment, Diary, a strange
unholy alliance was born between Evil

699
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:11,830
Megan Larson and I.

700
00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:16,750
When Daddy and Kathy Larson went out
this evening, Evil Megan Larson and I

701
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,730
volunteered to watch the small
noisemaker.

702
00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:28,050
Time for bed.

703
00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:32,410
Oh, Megan, it's not even six yet, and I
haven't even had dinner.

704
00:45:35,170 --> 00:45:36,210
Bon appétit.

705
00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:40,150
Good night. Oh, take Murphy with you.

706
00:45:41,430 --> 00:45:45,410
Okay. The first thing we have to do is
convince our parents that we're the best

707
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,049
of friends.

708
00:45:46,050 --> 00:45:49,770
I do not understand, evil Megan Larson.
How could two creatures who dislike each

709
00:45:49,770 --> 00:45:51,530
other as we do possibly convey
otherwise?

710
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,730
There's this thing we have in the U .S.
Maybe you've heard of it, Ariel.

711
00:45:55,770 --> 00:45:56,770
It's called...

712
00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:06,650
Megan Larson revealed herself that night
as a truly evil architect.

713
00:46:07,450 --> 00:46:09,410
All is fair in love and war, she said.

714
00:46:10,590 --> 00:46:14,350
Sometimes the bubble that shimmers
brightest ascends the slowest, I

715
00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:17,390
She did not understand the reference.

716
00:46:42,030 --> 00:46:43,170
Surprised to say I liked it as well.

717
00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:47,910
We had an extremely rad time together,
Daddy, and now we are the best of

718
00:46:47,910 --> 00:46:51,570
friends. We can't wait to be
stepsisters, Mom. Please sample these

719
00:46:51,570 --> 00:46:55,430
cookies we made, Daddy. And now that me
and Ariel are so close, she told me the

720
00:46:55,430 --> 00:46:56,430
sweetest thing.

721
00:46:57,050 --> 00:47:01,070
Kaz thinks that you're the funnest, most
refreshingly simple girl he's ever met.

722
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:06,550
And all he ever talks about is how
light, frivolous, and insubstantial you

723
00:47:06,670 --> 00:47:08,050
In the best sense, of course.

724
00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:09,930
Isn't that sweet?

725
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,130
And so our evil plan began in earnest.

726
00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:20,990
Risotto, roasted fennel, and warm pear
salad.

727
00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:22,670
Enjoy!

728
00:47:29,570 --> 00:47:35,870
And his flight from Hiawatha and his
wondrous transmigrations and the end of

729
00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:36,870
adventures.

730
00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:38,930
Now chapter 16.

731
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:47,140
On the shores of Gitche Gumee, on the
dunes of Nagao Woodju, by the shining

732
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:51,100
sea water, stood the lodge of
Paupukkuas.

733
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:58,340
It was he who, in his frenzy, whirled
these drifting sands to... Cosmo,

734
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400
what are you doing?

735
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,560
There's a spider in the wall there.

736
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,200
What? I'm just in the middle of my
phone.

737
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,640
But it caught a bug, Kathy. Look.

738
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,240
Cosmo. Hey!

739
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:08,880
Almost time for Hollywood Squares.

740
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,920
I think you're on to something.

741
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,560
I'll say. Being popular is the best
reason to do anything.

742
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:22,300
If you become an elephant, everyone
would love you. Then we can be... Are

743
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,520
making fun of me, Kaz?

744
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,880
Of course not, Kathy.

745
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,980
I mean, if you think I'm such an
airhead, why did you ask me to marry

746
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,020
How can you ask such a question, Kathy?

747
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:36,420
I love how fun and free you are.

748
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,040
And I like the way you look.

749
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,580
I'm fun and I'm free and I'm cute?

750
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,900
What about my mind, Cosmo?

751
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,600
I've never seen your mind, Kathy.

752
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:50,640
That is a very unkind thing to say,
Cosmo Cola.

753
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,120
Why are you acting like this, Kathy?

754
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:53,620
Like what?

755
00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:56,960
Like the shrill and strident guest on a
daytime TV show.

756
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,920
Maybe it's because you're acting like an
inconsiderate snob, Cosmo.

757
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,460
I had no idea you could be such a
termagent.

758
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Terma -what?

759
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,160
Termagent. Loud, obnoxious woman.

760
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,120
This date is over.

761
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,600
Kathy!

762
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,440
Kathy!

763
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,500
Kathy!

764
00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:25,160
What are you two doing?

765
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,920
Nothing.

766
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,920
Of course, as Megan said, one fight was
not enough to end the relationship

767
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:36,960
entirely, Daddy.

768
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,650
Thus, The next move was mine.

769
00:49:42,170 --> 00:49:45,610
As you know, Daddy, Megan and I are now
the best of friends.

770
00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,230
We so long to be stepsisters.

771
00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,510
And in this spirit, she has shared a
confidence with me.

772
00:49:54,570 --> 00:49:55,570
Yes?

773
00:49:55,890 --> 00:50:00,530
You see, Daddy, Kathy only acted the way
she did because she was testing you, I

774
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:01,530
told him.

775
00:50:01,930 --> 00:50:06,090
She knows that you can be fun, like a
big carefree child, but she needs to

776
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,850
that you can be a real man, Daddy.

777
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,580
And you're only telling him this because
you want them to be happy, right?

778
00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,860
Mm -hmm.

779
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:15,000
Perfect. Let's go see how it's working.

780
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,360
You look great tonight, little lady.

781
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,420
Why do you keep calling me little lady,
Cos?

782
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,840
Don't you worry your pretty little head
about that, ma 'am. I'll take care of

783
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:26,840
everything.

784
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:31,620
Except on Sundays when I'll be watching
football on TV all day. What on earth

785
00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:32,680
are you talking about?

786
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:35,140
You looking at my woman, fella?

787
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,520
Cos?

788
00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:38,220
No, sir.

789
00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:39,540
Well, don't.

790
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:41,520
Then fetch me a steak, son.

791
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
Biggest one you got.

792
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:45,260
Raw.

793
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,080
We don't have steak, sir.

794
00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:51,020
Oh, you don't, do you? Well, this is a
pizza parlor, sir.

795
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,480
Aha!

796
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:57,180
Well, uh... Well, bring me the manliest
pizza you got.

797
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,520
And put jelly beans on it.

798
00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,120
What's up with Mom and Kyle?

799
00:51:08,259 --> 00:51:09,520
They're having a grown -up talk.

800
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:12,300
How come you guys look so happy about
it?

801
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,620
Go play games, Trev.

802
00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:23,000
Am I very strong, dummy?

803
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Yes, very.

804
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,740
Am I dependable, dummy?

805
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Absolutely.

806
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,620
Come on, little lady, let's dance.

807
00:51:48,350 --> 00:51:50,510
Here in the U .S., we have a little
term, Ariel.

808
00:51:51,450 --> 00:51:52,450
Mission accomplished.

809
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:58,270
In the Yukon, we say gaseous matter
expanded.

810
00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:00,330
Right.

811
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:02,970
Well, gaseous matter expanded, then.

812
00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:04,790
Your plan was wise, Megan.

813
00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:06,670
I couldn't have done it without you,
Ariel.

814
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:10,080
Maybe I did misapprehend you.

815
00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:12,520
The whole cutter thing notwithstanding.

816
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:15,880
Maybe I misapprehended you as well.

817
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,680
This was a strange diary.

818
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:22,560
Megan Loderson and I were sharing a
pleasant conversation.

819
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,000
We had just managed to make our parents
hate each other. And now, were we

820
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,660
starting to like, or at least tolerate
each other?

821
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,440
I only acted that way because I thought
you wanted me to.

822
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,040
You mean so much to me.

823
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:41,530
And I thought you wanted me to act the
way I did. Who said that?

824
00:52:49,110 --> 00:52:50,110
Incoming looks.

825
00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:51,670
Very not good.

826
00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:55,310
Well, I thought that if Cosmo were like
that, and you were, you know, more like

827
00:52:55,310 --> 00:53:00,030
this, we could be more something else.
That is the most ridiculous answer I've

828
00:53:00,030 --> 00:53:01,030
ever heard, Megan.

829
00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,210
Give me a few minutes. I can make it
sound more convincing.

830
00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:06,510
Ariel, I...

831
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,320
nominee. I've disgraced myself and my
family all for my own selfish reasons.

832
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:16,959
Don't cry.

833
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:17,960
No, Ariel.

834
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,040
Ariel, don't cry.

835
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,800
We know this isn't easy.

836
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,860
We understand, don't we, Cos? Of course
we do.

837
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,880
I guess it's not easy being an alien.

838
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:39,300
I can endure this no longer.

839
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,600
Sorry, father.

840
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:51,100
My darling Fanul, please come save me
from this horrid place.

841
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,720
I wait for you expectantly.

842
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:55,720
Yours, Zoeza.

843
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,640
P .S.

844
00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:02,820
Whatever you do, Fanul, you must not
tell your father the Emperor Sabad where

845
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:03,820
are.

846
00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:18,370
Plan A went totally belly up, Barry.

847
00:54:18,590 --> 00:54:20,290
But I definitely have a plan B.

848
00:54:21,890 --> 00:54:24,670
Sometimes I wonder for a second if I'm
doing the right thing here.

849
00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:28,030
I mean, Kaz is a complete freak of
nature.

850
00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:29,990
But he kind of grows on you.

851
00:54:30,190 --> 00:54:31,190
And Ariel?

852
00:54:31,390 --> 00:54:35,730
Well, I mean, is it really her fault
that everybody mistakes her weirdness

853
00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:36,730
coolness?

854
00:54:36,970 --> 00:54:37,970
Still.

855
00:54:39,490 --> 00:54:41,650
All we have to do is make him fall for
somebody else.

856
00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:44,630
Like my mom? She's still totally in love
with my dad.

857
00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:46,930
Well... Not in love, exactly.

858
00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:49,830
Actually, they don't even seem to really
like each other much.

859
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:53,010
But they were married for ten years.
Plus, they had me and Ted together.

860
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,790
So that is what ended their
relationship?

861
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,250
Horrid.

862
00:54:57,430 --> 00:54:58,610
Apollous. Grotesque.

863
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,490
Dreadful. Like to looter.

864
00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:03,110
What about your dad?

865
00:55:03,410 --> 00:55:05,810
Is there anybody you've met who's even
sort of like your mom?

866
00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:08,430
Well, in fact, your mother.

867
00:55:08,790 --> 00:55:11,910
Kathy Larson has a warmth and
pleasantness to her that are reminiscent

868
00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:12,910
mother.

869
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,960
In essence, I can see why my father
enjoys her company when he's cheered by

870
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,040
For that matter, my mom seems to get
along better with your dad than she ever

871
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,040
did with mine.

872
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,600
I mean, she do laugh a lot more.

873
00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:24,860
Yes, they do.

874
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,620
And Trev loves her dad. My father loves
Trev.

875
00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:29,698
But anyway.

876
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,700
Yes, anyway.

877
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:35,940
There is one individual. Do you know the
spiritual guy, Trina Suess?

878
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:38,800
Did she believe she was like Napoleon or
something?

879
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:44,180
Well, she's quite misguided in her
beliefs, but... Her manners are at least

880
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:45,180
and harmonious.

881
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:46,420
That's perfect.

882
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:47,780
So here's the plan.

883
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,860
We'll tell her parents that we want to
throw them a party. You know, to make

884
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:51,860
things up to them.

885
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,000
Parents love it when you say you're
going to make things up to them.

886
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,140
We'll invite everybody in presto.
Chemistry takes over.

887
00:55:57,540 --> 00:55:59,120
My dad has me and Chubb this weekend.

888
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,420
It's perfect.

889
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,580
I don't know how to tell you this, but
you were right, Trev.

890
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,520
Kaz is an alien.

891
00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:09,780
I know that.

892
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,240
A bad alien.

893
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
He's not.

894
00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:18,740
Trevor, when have I ever lied to you?

895
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,800
Every day.

896
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,520
Well, this time I'm not.

897
00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:26,940
Cosmo is one seriously scary alien.

898
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:34,800
I didn't want to have to show you this,
but... Look.

899
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:40,940
My plain plan. My plan to take over the
world. By Cosmo Cola.

900
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,080
Chapter 1, Eat, Trevor.

901
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,660
What do I need to do?

902
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,720
Mom and Colin will be back in a couple
of minutes.

903
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,840
And my dad and Serena Sue will be here
too.

904
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,440
What are you doing?

905
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:17,980
I am preparing food.

906
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:22,120
I put the stuff in different bowls
because they're like actually different

907
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,740
of the meal. Do they not all end up in
the intestinal tract?

908
00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:27,020
Yes!

909
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,000
I will be rid of her soon.

910
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,140
I am Serena Sue.

911
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:42,540
You must...

912
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,210
Must be Megan.

913
00:57:44,570 --> 00:57:45,930
Hi. Come on in.

914
00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,070
Ariel!

915
00:57:52,630 --> 00:57:54,850
My sweet, it's been days.

916
00:57:56,670 --> 00:57:57,670
Where is your father?

917
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:00,650
Can I come out yet?

918
00:58:01,410 --> 00:58:02,750
Go back to bed, Trev.

919
00:58:04,450 --> 00:58:05,450
Who's that lady?

920
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:07,690
She's a bad alien, too.

921
00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:09,510
Go back to your room, okay?

922
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:15,980
You were Mickey Mantle, Wilkie, a famous
baseball player.

923
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:19,760
Maybe you two could get a game up. Oh,
my!

924
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:21,680
It was wonderful!

925
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,820
It was sick!

926
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,200
I wrote underneath the board. He really
did.

927
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,480
Wow, look at this.

928
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,160
Great job, girls.

929
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,580
Daddy, look who has joined us. Our
neighbor, Serena Sue.

930
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:40,240
What's the news, Serena Sue? You possess
great savage luster, Mr. Cola, and

931
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:45,450
yet... There's an inner child crying out
for tenderness and compassion.

932
00:58:47,530 --> 00:58:49,730
Actually, I think that's my stomach.
Must be hungry.

933
00:58:52,910 --> 00:58:55,670
Hi. I'm Kathy Larson. Kathy.

934
00:58:56,490 --> 00:58:58,430
You wear a nimbus of distrust.

935
00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:01,250
Right. I got it at the mall.

936
00:59:02,390 --> 00:59:05,390
Humor can be such an effective defense,
can't it, Kathy?

937
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,910
Only against people who have no sense of
humor.

938
00:59:10,890 --> 00:59:13,230
Would you like something to drink,
Serena?

939
00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:14,810
I will have a chai.

940
00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:20,350
Megan.

941
00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,670
Ariel.

942
00:59:22,170 --> 00:59:23,330
What are you girls up to?

943
00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:25,490
I'll get it.

944
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:30,630
Daddy. Honey, hi.

945
00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:33,150
Fred, what are you doing here today?

946
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:34,850
Megan told me to come today.

947
00:59:35,090 --> 00:59:36,090
You did?

948
00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:39,890
Well, I... I thought Daddy might want to
join us for dinner. About that, honey,

949
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:44,110
I still have some work to do. Is it okay
if I just pick you guys up and bring

950
00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:48,090
you back to my place? I can bring my
stuff home and work while you guys watch

951
00:59:48,090 --> 00:59:49,250
TV. What do you say?

952
00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:52,810
But we can't, Daddy, because Trev, he's
sick.

953
00:59:53,430 --> 00:59:54,430
Really, he is.

954
00:59:54,810 --> 00:59:55,810
Come on, I'll show you.

955
01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:15,120
Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you!

956
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,820
Elizabeth! Fred Sanford! Excellent!

957
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,500
Elizabeth!

958
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:20,740
Sanford?

959
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:30,080
If you and Mom get back together, can I
still play with Kaz sometimes?

960
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,480
Even if he is bad.

961
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,500
Who's Kaz?

962
01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:38,360
Um, Dad, are you sure you don't want to
stay for dinner? As long as you're

963
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,360
already here?

964
01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:46,270
Things were not going exactly as I had
planned.

965
01:00:46,650 --> 01:00:48,950
And in the kitchen diary, it was even
worse.

966
01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:55,430
I must tell you, Serena Sue, that many,
if not all, of your ideas are highly

967
01:00:55,430 --> 01:01:02,410
improbable, if not impossible. You're
blocking the trauma, Cosmo. You did die

968
01:01:02,410 --> 01:01:03,410
the Civil War.

969
01:01:03,670 --> 01:01:07,930
I promise you I didn't. You really did,
and you were a raccoon in another life.

970
01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:10,310
Where do you come up with these things?

971
01:01:11,510 --> 01:01:12,930
I'm highly sensitive.

972
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,240
And I'm also prescient.

973
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,660
I know what is going to happen.

974
01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:18,819
Do you?

975
01:01:18,820 --> 01:01:25,040
Yes, it's a great... I don't know what
you kids are up to, Megan, but if you

976
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,740
want to come to my house for dinner,
we'd better get going. I've already lost

977
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:31,400
hour. Then you'll only be 23 -7 today?

978
01:01:31,740 --> 01:01:32,740
Very funny.

979
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:34,380
Who are you?

980
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:36,020
Cosmo Cola.

981
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,320
Kathy's fiancé.

982
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:41,100
When did this happen?

983
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,970
It was... kind of sudden.

984
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:49,330
Cosmo and I met shortly after he and
Ariel, his daughter, moved here from the

985
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,330
Yukon.

986
01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:55,490
No one lives in the Yukon.

987
01:01:57,230 --> 01:02:01,230
Anyway, we're very happy together and
we've decided to marry.

988
01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:06,270
I need an antacid.

989
01:02:07,810 --> 01:02:10,530
It's not an antacid you need. It's
harmony.

990
01:02:11,030 --> 01:02:16,510
What? Your soul is that of a warrior. It
needs to be calmed, not excited.

991
01:02:16,990 --> 01:02:20,150
You are very perceptive.

992
01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:23,650
I am Serena Sue.

993
01:02:25,530 --> 01:02:26,530
Fred Larson.

994
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:29,410
Dinner time, everybody.

995
01:02:32,210 --> 01:02:33,210
Okay.

996
01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:37,350
Mom, you can sit over there next to Dad,
and Kaz and Serena Sue can sit right

997
01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:38,350
here next to each other.

998
01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:41,250
You know, for a nice mix and all.

999
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,640
Trevor, not there. You give and you give
and you give, Fred.

1000
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,620
24 hours a day, seven days a week.

1001
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:53,660
And what do you ask for in return? A
little respect, a little consideration.

1002
01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:55,580
It's true.

1003
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,340
Well, girls, this looks very inventive.

1004
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:08,320
They used my recipe.

1005
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,960
Perhaps I could cleanse your aura.

1006
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:14,920
I've never had anyone cleanse my aura
before.

1007
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,180
Oh, you must let me do a psychic
reading. This had to be stopped, Ari.

1008
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,040
Dad was right on the verge of falling in
love with the Blair Witch.

1009
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,980
So I did the first thing I could think
of. I'm sure I could squeeze it a

1010
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,820
I know, I know, it seems totally lame.

1011
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:33,200
But at that moment, it was all I could
think of to at least get people mad at

1012
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:33,959
each other.

1013
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,240
But even that didn't work.

1014
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,360
I've ever used the word debacle before
diary, but this was definitely one.

1015
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,280
Or maybe it was a fiasco.

1016
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,600
Whatever it was, it wasn't good.

1017
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:59,720
I looked over at Ariel, and she looked
super strange.

1018
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:02,980
It was like, I don't know, she was
falling apart or something.

1019
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:07,500
And when I followed her, the weirdest
thing ever happened.

1020
01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:09,920
I'm not even really sure how to describe
it.

1021
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,100
It's just like a blob.

1022
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:40,240
What are you talking about, Megan?

1023
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:42,520
Get away from me.

1024
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:47,140
Megan, what is wrong with you? What is
wrong with you guys? Didn't you hear me?

1025
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,160
She's an alien.

1026
01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:54,040
Maybe you feel like an alien sometimes,
Megan.

1027
01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:59,300
I've seen this reaction before.

1028
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,160
It's hardly uncommon.

1029
01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:04,480
Many children fear change of this
magnitude.

1030
01:05:05,690 --> 01:05:10,070
Megan has gotten used to your current
living arrangement, not sharing you, at

1031
01:05:10,070 --> 01:05:11,070
least with another parent.

1032
01:05:11,430 --> 01:05:15,930
With your impending marriage, that
balance will be upset.

1033
01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:22,230
This alien story is merely an attempt to
prevent that from happening.

1034
01:05:22,890 --> 01:05:25,250
Then you think it's all right to go
through with the wedding?

1035
01:05:25,710 --> 01:05:27,690
As long as it's what you want.

1036
01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:29,750
I think it's imperative.

1037
01:05:31,210 --> 01:05:32,210
For her sake.

1038
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,520
How do I look?

1039
01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:40,620
Great.

1040
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:43,260
This is all going to work out, Meg.

1041
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:44,800
I promise.

1042
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,480
Mom, he's an alien.

1043
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:47,920
I know.

1044
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,120
But after we're married, he wants to
become a citizen.

1045
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,560
That's not what I meant.

1046
01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:56,060
I know.

1047
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,380
Isn't there anything I can do to stop
you from marrying Kaz?

1048
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:06,890
Megan. It's just that you promised you
wouldn't marry him if I didn't learn to

1049
01:06:06,890 --> 01:06:07,890
like him.

1050
01:06:07,910 --> 01:06:12,910
Oh, Megan, honey, I have thought about
this long and hard. And I've talked to

1051
01:06:12,910 --> 01:06:13,910
the doctor about it.

1052
01:06:14,710 --> 01:06:21,070
If I for one second thought your fears
were justified, I know that he's

1053
01:06:21,070 --> 01:06:22,070
different.

1054
01:06:22,230 --> 01:06:24,370
It's part of what makes him so
wonderful.

1055
01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:27,750
Cosmo makes me so happy, honey.

1056
01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:32,110
And I know that this marriage is going
to make this family happy, too.

1057
01:06:33,550 --> 01:06:34,930
Do you think I'm going crazy?

1058
01:06:36,050 --> 01:06:37,770
We're all a little crazy around here.

1059
01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:39,870
That's what makes us so special.

1060
01:06:41,650 --> 01:06:42,670
I love you, sweetie.

1061
01:06:43,330 --> 01:06:44,330
I love you, too, Mom.

1062
01:06:46,810 --> 01:06:48,710
Everything is going to work out just
fine.

1063
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:06,450
Megan, you look beautiful.

1064
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:10,410
Yes, future daughter, you're more lovely
than cornflakes and root beer.

1065
01:07:11,010 --> 01:07:12,530
Thanks, I guess.

1066
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:15,070
Where's Ariel?

1067
01:07:15,470 --> 01:07:20,450
Uh, she'll be joining us shortly. I
believe she needed a moment of

1068
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:21,570
collect herself.

1069
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:24,730
Or maybe she's just kicking back in the
sink.

1070
01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:29,550
Goodbye, Zerkalon.

1071
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:31,370
Goodbye, Fanul.

1072
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:35,800
Goodbye, Suiza.

1073
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:39,960
Hello, Suiza.

1074
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:42,760
Is it possible?

1075
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:46,100
It is I, Fanul.

1076
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:51,080
Fanul, powerfully grateful I am to see
you. Please, Suiza, such physical

1077
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,580
proximity is repulsive to me.

1078
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,520
I'm sorry, Fanul.

1079
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,060
We must move quickly.

1080
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:05,180
Daddy, or Cosmo Cola, as he's called
here... It's supposed to commit himself

1081
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:07,820
marriage to the Earth woman, Kathy
Larson, less than an hour.

1082
01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:11,040
Your father is very dangerous to me,
Suiza.

1083
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:13,160
He wants change.

1084
01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:15,840
What is our view of change, Null?

1085
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,560
Change is bad.

1086
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,620
Things should and must stay exactly as
they are.

1087
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,880
But change is not always bad, Emperor.

1088
01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:25,180
Suiza.

1089
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:28,540
Already this planet has poisoned her
mind.

1090
01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:32,720
Have you ever been frozen solid, Suiza?

1091
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:35,590
It can be reversed, but only at my
pleasure.

1092
01:08:37,850 --> 01:08:41,910
You wouldn't want your father to be
frozen forever, would you, Suiza?

1093
01:08:42,810 --> 01:08:43,810
No.

1094
01:08:44,609 --> 01:08:47,750
Good. Then you will lead us to him,
won't you?

1095
01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:50,510
Won't you?

1096
01:08:50,529 --> 01:08:52,109
Hello, is Lou Akapato?

1097
01:08:52,569 --> 01:08:53,970
Oh, I'm sorry.

1098
01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:56,750
Wrong room.

1099
01:08:56,990 --> 01:08:58,050
Hello, Serena Sue.

1100
01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:01,649
Ariel, my sweet.

1101
01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:05,010
Who are your charming friends?

1102
01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:07,510
This is Mike.

1103
01:09:08,830 --> 01:09:10,130
And his father, Doug.

1104
01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:12,210
They're from Yukon also.

1105
01:09:12,569 --> 01:09:15,470
Pleasure. You will lead us to Cosmo
Cola.

1106
01:09:15,770 --> 01:09:17,810
Oh, there is no need to be so tense.

1107
01:09:18,170 --> 01:09:21,010
Would you like some nice, relaxing
herbal gum?

1108
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:22,390
Be silent.

1109
01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:28,790
What annoying creatures these earthlings
are.

1110
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,100
Emperor, perhaps you are right. Perhaps
we are annoying creatures.

1111
01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:35,359
We?

1112
01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:37,460
They.

1113
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:41,680
But, Emperor, there's more to it than
that.

1114
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:48,180
There's a warmth and kindness to these
humans. A bravery that might surprise

1115
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,660
if you gave them a chance.

1116
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:55,180
Sometimes one must be cruel in order to
be kind.

1117
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,820
So is a renewal guard the prisoner.

1118
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,820
I shall find Cosmo Cola myself.

1119
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,380
No, please.

1120
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,000
He is my father, Suiza. I have no
choice.

1121
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:16,420
I wish I did.

1122
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:22,520
Intruder alert!

1123
01:10:22,580 --> 01:10:23,580
Intruder alert!

1124
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:27,260
Uh, cute kid. Excuse me. Where do you
want the 82 cases of root beer?

1125
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:28,980
I will assist with the beverages.

1126
01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:30,260
Hurry back.

1127
01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:32,800
Come, young Trevor, we will vanquish the
villains together.

1128
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,120
Megan, can you go see if you can find
Ariel? We're about to start.

1129
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,280
In a minute.

1130
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:44,360
Megan, the future misses Cola. I'm
telling you, it is a lovely day for a

1131
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,360
wedding.

1132
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:47,980
Yeah, of course, I'd rather be
windsurfing. No doubt.

1133
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,520
Megan. I'm serious.

1134
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Go find your sister.

1135
01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:52,320
She's not my sister.

1136
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:54,060
Oh, I'll go get her. Where is she?

1137
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,180
Come on.

1138
01:11:11,690 --> 01:11:12,690
And is he fat free?

1139
01:11:13,330 --> 01:11:16,950
I mean, he looks fat free, but I've
never seen him such a golden brown

1140
01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:22,850
Chip?

1141
01:11:27,490 --> 01:11:29,890
What is that?

1142
01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:34,010
That is Serena Sue.

1143
01:11:36,530 --> 01:11:37,950
What are you talking about?

1144
01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:48,980
What's going on?

1145
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:50,500
Who is that?

1146
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,360
That is Fanul.

1147
01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:55,340
Fanul, your boyfriend, Fanul?

1148
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:02,160
He and his father, the Empress of Bad,
have come for my father.

1149
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,880
I knew that guy was invited.

1150
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,360
What does he want with your father?

1151
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:10,600
My father is a great freedom fighter on
Zerkalon, Megan.

1152
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:12,280
Zerkalon? Zerkalon.

1153
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Our home planet.

1154
01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:19,040
You were entirely correct in all of your
inferences, Megan.

1155
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,280
My father and I are aliens.

1156
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,200
Why did you come here?

1157
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,720
Just to make me feel nefarious or what?

1158
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,200
We came to escape political repression
on Zerkalon.

1159
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,900
We stayed because my father fell deeply
in love with your mother.

1160
01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:41,660
And that's it?

1161
01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:45,780
You're just a kid who got stuck on a
whole new planet where you didn't know

1162
01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:46,780
anybody?

1163
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:48,760
That's bogus.

1164
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,700
I changed homeroom last year and it
totally threw me off for like six

1165
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,060
I guess I haven't been much of a help,
have I?

1166
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,380
You can help me now, Megan.

1167
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:04,780
Well, I can try.

1168
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,220
What?

1169
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,780
I was quite wrong about you.

1170
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,260
You are not the cruel, heartless being I
once imagined.

1171
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:17,540
You are, in truth, incredibly brave and
fearless.

1172
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,320
Well, I'm hardly fearless.

1173
01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:22,920
You are compared to me.

1174
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,940
Well, hey, who'd thought I made you a
dictator, dude?

1175
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:29,860
Watch this one, too, Fanoul.

1176
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,160
Yes, father.

1177
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,300
You're extremely rude, you know that?

1178
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:34,700
Silence.

1179
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,920
Peel.

1180
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,010
Man, I... Seriously got to improve my
vocabulary.

1181
01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:47,690
Check it out. It's a party. Hey, Megan,
Ariel.

1182
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:52,750
That's pretty unusual.

1183
01:13:54,110 --> 01:13:57,550
Oh, thank you so much. I love that
you've come.

1184
01:13:59,710 --> 01:14:00,710
Hi.

1185
01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:05,770
Can I help you?

1186
01:14:06,210 --> 01:14:09,210
I'm looking for the one called
Cosmocola.

1187
01:14:09,930 --> 01:14:12,930
Oh, I think he's still out front. If you
see him, would you tell him the

1188
01:14:12,930 --> 01:14:15,250
ceremony's starting in 15 minutes?

1189
01:14:21,850 --> 01:14:23,670
You've taken me far from home.

1190
01:14:24,070 --> 01:14:25,790
Are you ready to pay for your crimes?

1191
01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:31,230
What? Emperor Zavad, to you.

1192
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:37,150
You will come with me now.

1193
01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:39,010
Whoa.

1194
01:14:39,630 --> 01:14:41,250
I've never seen one like that before.

1195
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,010
You want to trade?

1196
01:14:45,830 --> 01:14:49,950
This is my friend, Mr. Svad.

1197
01:14:51,370 --> 01:14:54,010
He, uh, he loves to play hide -and
-seek.

1198
01:14:54,670 --> 01:14:55,750
Cool, me too.

1199
01:14:56,430 --> 01:15:00,270
So why don't you let us count to a
hundred, and then we'll come find you.

1200
01:15:01,190 --> 01:15:02,570
Okay, but no cheating.

1201
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:15,960
Will you please?

1202
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,500
I cannot, Suiza. I'm sorry.

1203
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,980
Look, dweeb, just let us out of here
now, okay?

1204
01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:24,220
Okay?

1205
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,780
What? This dude's fully scamming on you,
Megan.

1206
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,760
Mint.

1207
01:15:46,190 --> 01:15:46,849
is strong.

1208
01:15:46,850 --> 01:15:47,850
Oh, exactly.

1209
01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:52,130
You know, I find I like Megan's brown
head better than Ariel's yellow head.

1210
01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,390
I hear you, bro.

1211
01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:56,830
You see, that's the Betty and Veronica
thing.

1212
01:15:57,070 --> 01:15:59,510
I mean, that's freedom of choice. Right
on, bro. High five.

1213
01:16:02,270 --> 01:16:03,330
Never mind, man.

1214
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,490
Have you decided yet how to best end
this treacherous captivity?

1215
01:16:08,790 --> 01:16:11,310
Maybe. But you gotta work with me here.

1216
01:16:15,290 --> 01:16:20,220
So, Fanul, you must have a lot of power
back in your home planet. You know,

1217
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:24,560
being the son of the Emperor and all.
Well, it's a great honor to do my

1218
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:25,419
bidding.

1219
01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:27,160
And time -consuming.

1220
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,640
Well, don't you have any time for fun?

1221
01:16:30,260 --> 01:16:33,300
Well, my duties do come first, but
sometimes I'm allowed to power float.

1222
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,680
It's most enjoyable.

1223
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:36,840
Uh, how do you do that?

1224
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,680
Well, first you need to be a bubble.

1225
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:41,080
I don't think I could do that.

1226
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,160
So, then it's kind of limited, isn't it?

1227
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,760
Around here, we have lots of free time,
don't we, Cutter? Oh, yeah.

1228
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:52,200
And lots of choices, like windsurfing,
skateboarding. Oh, hey, Fennel, you

1229
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:56,260
like, mountain bike off a ledge into a
river and then, like, floated down the

1230
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:57,600
rapids? Now, that is extreme.

1231
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:02,520
It does sound recreational. Oh,
definitely, Fennel. We recreate

1232
01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:05,980
Like, that's one of the coolest things
about Earth. Oh, like last year, for

1233
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:08,740
instance, I totally bladed down this
mountain.

1234
01:17:11,850 --> 01:17:16,070
You know, I mean, okay, I kind of fell
mostly, you know, but it was still cool.

1235
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:17,510
I was all like, yeah.

1236
01:17:18,310 --> 01:17:20,310
And what other stuff can we do, Cutter?

1237
01:17:20,550 --> 01:17:23,110
Yes, Cutter, what other choices can we
make here?

1238
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:28,510
Okay, well, like, oh, yeah, we have
fully 18 different flavors of potato

1239
01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:34,090
all of which are excellent, except
yogurt flavored. It's kind of weird.

1240
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:38,930
You see, Fanul, this planet is all about
freedom of choice.

1241
01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:43,310
Can you imagine? People here have the
freedom to fall down mountains, eat the

1242
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:45,690
chips of many flavors, be vapid and
shallow.

1243
01:17:46,890 --> 01:17:50,850
Exactly. But your dad, man, he's like a
full -on tyrant, dude.

1244
01:17:52,170 --> 01:17:54,450
Well, I didn't even know I knew that
word.

1245
01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:56,650
Tyrant. Cool.

1246
01:17:57,550 --> 01:17:59,530
He doesn't want any freedom at all.

1247
01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:02,250
He, like, froze that lady.

1248
01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:03,670
You know?

1249
01:18:03,810 --> 01:18:07,770
Okay, it may look really cool, you know,
but it isn't.

1250
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:13,120
In fact, here it is the very antithesis
of cool, which I suppose will be uncool.

1251
01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:14,380
I think I understand.

1252
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:15,700
Oh, righteous.

1253
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,620
So then maybe it's time you stand up to
your father?

1254
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,560
For, like, freedom and liberty, right?

1255
01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:24,860
Because this may be, like, the only
planet in this entire universe with,

1256
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,980
18 different flavors of potato chips,
okay?

1257
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:28,800
I mean, you've got to think of that.

1258
01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:33,720
Say it, Fanuel. I know you have it in
you. I know the goodness and

1259
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,380
make up the very core of your being.

1260
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,320
We're out of here, dudes.

1261
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,120
I can see why you like him, though. He's
kind of cute.

1262
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,900
I found him more appealing as a
shimmering gas bag.

1263
01:19:05,180 --> 01:19:09,620
Enter the teleportation grid, prisoner.

1264
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:14,600
Svart, listen. Traitor.

1265
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:20,340
For the crime of questioning my
authority, I hereby sentence you and

1266
01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:23,280
daughter to be eternally frozen.

1267
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,800
Please, not Suiza. Take me.

1268
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,300
Good. Vanur, did you bring the girl?

1269
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,560
Yes, father.

1270
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:42,620
What is this? It's not Suiza. No, but
I'm her stepsister.

1271
01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:45,220
And that happens to be my stepfather
that you have there.

1272
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:46,700
So you better let him go now.

1273
01:19:47,820 --> 01:19:48,820
Okay?

1274
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,960
Brownhead.

1275
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,960
What is the meaning of this?

1276
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,040
It's time to make some changes, Father.

1277
01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,180
Change?

1278
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:01,480
Clearly your mind has been warped. When
we get home, I will remind you that the

1279
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:05,040
price for change is eternal freezing.
Now enter the grid.

1280
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,540
Not until you let them go.

1281
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:09,360
Put the prisoner in the grid.

1282
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,840
No! You're not taking Cosmo.

1283
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:15,750
Hold it right there, gas bag.

1284
01:20:17,390 --> 01:20:19,970
Don't mess with my family, dude. No
doubt.

1285
01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:39,890
Police children do not question my
authority.

1286
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,150
I'm sure they'll be here any minute now.

1287
01:21:02,830 --> 01:21:06,050
Your tiny machines have no effect on me.

1288
01:21:08,970 --> 01:21:11,630
Very not good.

1289
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,639
Not the wind!

1290
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:29,640
Not the wind!

1291
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,560
Cabber, you bully rock!

1292
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,960
Oh, Cabber, man, yeah! Go, Cabber!

1293
01:21:41,900 --> 01:21:44,160
Can't they see we're trying to have a
wedding here?

1294
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:45,440
What nerve.

1295
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,220
Does this dream cause him to go back to
being a good alien?

1296
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,200
Cool.

1297
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:17,300
Daddy! Thank you, Megan Lance. We're
family.

1298
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,840
Or at least we're supposed to be. What
time is it?

1299
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,680
It's time for you to get married.

1300
01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:27,640
Really, I thank you. I'm sorry. At any
minute. Kathy!

1301
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:29,020
Mom!

1302
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,720
So sorry to have kept you waiting.

1303
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:34,600
I would wait forever for you.

1304
01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:41,740
Honey, have you seen Serena?

1305
01:22:44,820 --> 01:22:46,740
Cosmo, repeat after me.

1306
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,760
I, Cosmo, take the Catherine to be my
wife.

1307
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:54,480
I, Cosmo, take the Catherine to be my
wife.

1308
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:57,240
To have and to hold from this day
forward.

1309
01:22:57,580 --> 01:23:00,520
To have and to hold from this day
forward.

1310
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:01,760
To love.

1311
01:23:04,330 --> 01:23:08,710
Fred Larson. Well, diary, I guess some
things are just never going to change.

1312
01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:12,090
No, that's fine. No, ring me any time.
To love, honor, and cherish.

1313
01:23:12,350 --> 01:23:14,510
To love, honor, and cherish.

1314
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:16,210
For richer. For poorer.

1315
01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:17,530
For richer.

1316
01:23:17,650 --> 01:23:18,910
Take my heart.

1317
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:23,570
Rescue me. Let me be the one to love you
forever.

1318
01:23:26,170 --> 01:23:27,170
Forever.

1319
01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:32,650
Because nothing in this world can stop
us.

1320
01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:34,910
Do you really have to go back to Zircon?

1321
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,850
With my father in his current condition,
it's up to me to govern our planet.

1322
01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:41,850
I'll come back, once I've made a few
changes.

1323
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:52,030
Life on this strange planet continues to
confuse and amuse me, Diary.

1324
01:23:53,310 --> 01:23:54,310
It's odd.

1325
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:57,670
I thought my life was completely over
when I came to Earth.

1326
01:23:58,590 --> 01:24:01,170
But now I can see that it was really
just beginning.

1327
01:24:02,060 --> 01:24:06,980
A new boyfriend, who as far as
cumbersome bags and skin go, is actually

1328
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:07,959
appealing.

1329
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,020
A new stepmother.

1330
01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:11,480
Even a new best friend.

1331
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:18,020
Well, Darry, I guess this is the part
where I admit that I actually learned

1332
01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:19,240
something from these last couple months.

1333
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,500
And I did.

1334
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,160
But I think I'll just keep it to myself.

1335
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,460
I mean, who would ever believe all this
anyway?

1336
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,820
Let's just say, thanks to my new
stepsister, there's room for everybody

1337
01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:30,820
popular table.

1338
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,200
Come on, sit with us.